Consumers Anonymous

There's an itch in my mind

I want to scratch

Badly

In order to do so

I must leave home

I must bring currency

and peruse...

the gas station

the train station

the bookstore

the coffee shop

the mini-mall

the Cineplex

the concession stand

the shopping mall

the food court

the clothing store

the dollar store

the hi-fi shop

the used CD shop

the shoe store

the fancy chocolate store

the fancy restaurant

the newsstand

the twenty-four hour diner

the museum

the fair

the festival

the zoo

the park

the ballpark

the merchandise stand

the bus stop

the super market

the ATM machine

(help me!)